Take a good look at this picture and guess what this powerful man is thinking? You’ve got 20 options.

Is this the look of a man who has -

1. Handed over the physical address of a journalist he wants to be murdered?

2. Learned a “friend” of his is about to release a sex tape allegedly featuring Jill Biden and a young man who works for her husband’s security detail.

3. Been told that President Trump is about to sue President Biden for illegally occupying the White House and thus does not have the right to send money to Ukraine.

4. Received confirmation that President Zelensky’s whereabouts have been found and he will soon be injected with a radioactive serum.

5. Finalised a secret back door deal to supply energy to the germans in return for the germans agreeing to undermine European support for Ukraine.

6. Learned that Meghan Markle is a secret Russian sleeper agent.

7. Read MI5’ psychiatric report on Liz Truss and learned thaat Liz Truss has been assessed as being “certifiably delusional” and “wildy bipolar”.

8. Been reassured by his personal spritualist that the decadent west will inevitably fall and he will be go down in history as the man who won the tremendous religious war against the decadent, racist liberal demons.

9. Booked an advance ticket for the latest Avatar sequel?

10. Just been assured by President Macron that the last batch of French missiles sent to Ukraine have a faulty guidance system and he has nothing to worry about.

11. Been approached by a business associate of Ruhsi Sunak to help Sunak start up an Indian/Anglo/Russian oil concern.

12. Been assured his long-delayed adoption of three needy African orphans is about to go ahead.

13. Received a new batch of video recordings of Hilary Clinton crying herself to sleep?

14. Agreed to fund Boris Johnson’s efforts to regain the leadership of the Tory Party.

15. Increased his shareholdings in Fox News.

16. Finished reading a desperate letter from Michelle Obama declaring she has been carrying a crush for him for years and is planning to divorce Barrack and emigrate to Russia.

17. Signed off on plans to destroy the Swedish economy by the end of the year?

18. Been assured that Russian efforts to direct, manage and fund efforts to create civil unrest within the United States are expected to result in an american civil war by 2030.

19. Learned that Barrack Obama has been using skin-darkening cream since 1997 and now has a cancerous growth on his nose.

20. Found out who the arsehole who wrote this peice is — and where they live.