The Kray Twins Could Not Have Corrupted Snooker More.

The current infestation of corruption threatens to turn into a plague

samuel johnson5 January 2023Comment

Snooker In Crisis.

And things are only going to get worse

samuel johnson4 January 2023Comment

Megan And Harry Are Fighting A Bunch Of Mean Haters For Their Family’s Well-Being

Love Will Surely Save The Day.

samuel johnson21 December 2022

When You Have Lionel Messi Who Needs Achilles?

Messi has ensured no one ever has to apologise again for loving football.

samuel johnson19 December 2022Comment

If You Like Ronnie O'Sullivan, First, Came Alex Higgins.

snookersamuel johnson18 December 2022alex higgins, judd trump

The Costly Art of Being Linda Evangelista Forever

It ain’t easy, and it comes at a price.

samuel johnson26 August 2022Comment

Can You Guess Why Putin Is Winking, And What He Is Thinking

Take a 20-question test.

Politicssamuel johnson24 August 2022Putin

Ann Heche, Six Feet Under, And The Sandman

Heche was an artist. Answers to her passing can be found in art.

samuel johnson13 August 2022

Serena Williams Has Announced Her Impending Retirement - And I Cried.

Yes, I did!

samuel johnson12 August 2022

The Tory Government Has Set Itself On Fire.

In Thatcher’s time, the current crop of Tory challengers for PM would not be trusted to bring in the tea.

samuel johnson20 July 2022

Prince Harry Is The Most Privileged Man On The Planet

He can’t see it, but the rest of us can. But we continue to love him.

samuel johnson17 July 2022princeharry

Why Did I Find It So Hard To Speak Up ABout My Abuse?

Not all questions have easy answers.

samuel johnson25 April 2022children's home stuff, Biography Comment

To Speak Or Not To Speak To The Police about my assault?

It wasn’t easy, but I went for it.

samuel johnson24 April 2022 Comments

What Makes Your Arse So Special?

surviving abuse can sometimes make you tone deaf.

samuel johnson2 August 2021

Judd Trump Rocks The House

Judd Trump Has Arrived. Thank The Gods!

snookersamuel johnson14 May 2021judd trump, alex higginsComment

Get Ready For President Trump Of The New Southern States.

When eighty million people worship you, denying them what they want would be cruel.

samuel johnson5 February 2021

"Treat Your Engagement With The World Of Male Sexual Abuse Like A Tour Of Duty"

I meet an elderly male survivor for tea and receive some crucial advice for staying sane.

samuel johnson14 July 2020

The Truth Behind the Long, Slow Decline Of Robert Mugabe

The Big Bad Wolf of African Politics has died. And he went surprisingly quietly.

Politics, humoursamuel johnson22 November 2019Robert Mugabe

The Day Nelson Mandela Blew My Mind

27 years after his release from a 27 year prison sentence, it's time, once again, to acknowledge how special Nelson Mandela was.

samuel johnson22 November 2019

Here’s Why Racists Are In Love With The ANC

The WhatsApp groups of white supremacists around the globe are having a good time discussing the ongoing antics of the ANC.

Politics, humoursamuel johnson27 September 2019ANC, South Africa